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Anyways, I’ve been digging more into that ‘Ottsmon Corporation’ you keep ranting on about. You’re still serious about taking them down? Well, I decided to pay someone a visit. You said your grandfather works there, right? It was like, Lyndon Herwitz, right? Well, I recently visited him, without your permissions lmao. Stay mad :P!! I told him that I wanted to see some of his documents. Lied to him, basically. Said I was ‘doing a detailed paper about their history’ for college, wanted to know their history, blah blah blah. Of course, he’s a lighthearted person, so He just straight up handed me them! And it was giant too! It was so much, I didn’t think it would fit into my bag. When I got home, I set it all down on my desk, and dude.
HOLY SHIT, did I find a goldmine! You gotta come over soon! I got tons of shit to look over!
I’ll be transcribing them here for everyone on the blog to read. Ottsmon’s going DOWN, bro! Catch ya later. - Stevie Quills